January 6, 2004

Evil Redux

Posted by Larry Karnowski at January 6, 2004 8:53 AM

Okay, so I have to reset the beard-o-evil-meter, unfortunately. Last night I jumped the gun and tried to trim my beard a little. You know, around the edges. And well, I boogered it up. So then I thought, no problem, I'll just trim it down to a goatee and let the rest grow out. No deal. The goatee wasn't thick enough yet, and it looked funny. So, sigh.... I had to completely shave it off, and I'm starting over again today.

Thankfully I did get an evil deed in yesterday before I shaved it off, but as it was installing Windows 2000 on my newly-upgraded computer, the only victim was me. This Evil Larry Month isn't going so well so far. I'll get the hang of it eventually, I think. (Maybe I'll go shop at Wal-Mart.)

Days Without Shaving: 0
Beard Strength: 0% (exact)
Evil Deeds Done: 1 (but it was a bit of a disappointment)

Comments

I bet if you sneezed it would grow quick! Oh, and maybe a good long yawn... Yeah!

Posted by: Saundra at January 6, 2004 2:05 PM

Larry, you live with cats - I can't imagine how you don't have multiple possibilites for evil.

-Put scotch tape on their paw pads and set them down on a hard floor.

-Tie a helium balloon to the collar. Cat's thought process: "Ze balloon, it chases me. I run away, and it chases me. Merde!" (Of course, maybe your cat doesn't speak cheesy French. It's still fun.)

Posted by: Amy at January 6, 2004 3:38 PM

His cats speak with a Jewish accent, they're jew cats.

Posted by: Ranger Rick at January 6, 2004 3:45 PM

Better than mine... one is special ed (no really, she is... shaken kitten syndrome, it is sad) and the other is gifted and, I think, bulimic. And as far as the helium balloons-- mine will take the string tied to one in their mouth and walk around pulling behind them... like a small child @ the fair... sweet really...

Posted by: Saundra at January 6, 2004 4:30 PM

Ahhh, how did we start out with evil facial hair and end up with sad cat stories? Now I"m all depressed.

Posted by: larry at January 6, 2004 4:53 PM

I did not mean for them to be sad... and let me clarify, for the record: I did not shake the cat; She was rescued from the mouth of a big dog when she was 4 weeks old... the dog shaking her. She is the sweetest cat, but really, she's not all there mentally...

Posted by: Saundra at January 6, 2004 5:02 PM