'Those first three games I got drunk during batting practice ...'

Perhaps in honor of the release of "29," the impossibly funny folks at McSweeney's have a Short Imagined Monologue for one Mr. Ryan Adams. The title, in case you're not already leaping for your mouse in anticipation of reading this, is "Ryan Adams Gives a Speech to a Little League Team He Coaches, Before the Championship Game." Go, then, and revel in the funny.

Thanks to Karen for bringing this nugget of gold to my attention.