January 19, 2006
Happy Birthday Dolly!
Posted by Larry Karnowski at January 19, 2006 12:46 PMIf my sources are correct, Miss Dolly Parton, the Queen of Country, is turning 60 years old today. Last time they checked, though, her heart was still only 16!
Have a happy one, Dolly!
I was going to make a crass comment about the age of her boobs, but I'm a mother now and have to behave myself.
Posted by: Sharon at January 19, 2006 3:36 PMI, however, am not bound by any such constraint and can post accordingly.
The original pair are obviously long gone, but version 2.0 would probably be about 40 years old? HOWEVER... I'm guessing 2.0 are long gone too. I wonder what version we're on now? 5.0? 6.0? 7.2? They might only be about 6 months old -- you just never know.
Posted by: larry at January 19, 2006 3:49 PMYay, happy birthday, Dolly! I love that woman.
I also love snickering at the idea of Sharon -- lovely wife of Sean, if you weren't paying attention -- behaving now that she's a mom. Yeah right. The baby will be a month old soon here, and I'm betting on all that Sharon "behaving" hooey expiring right around then.
Posted by: Stacy at January 20, 2006 3:51 AMDamn! Everyone beat me to the Boob Age jokes. You know, Stewart justt went to an audition in Ashville to be a pit bass player for Dollywood. He'll most likely get the job. Then he'll be movin to Tennessee.
Posted by: Matt at January 20, 2006 8:30 PM
