February 13, 2006

Black-tar heroin City Nights

Posted by Stacy Chandler at February 13, 2006 1:01 AM

On this, the eve of Valentine's Day, I bring you the latest proof that cupid is a genius:

London, Feb 11 -- Singer Lindsay Lohan has found a new man in the form of singer and songwriter Ryan Adams. Lohan, who was romantically linked with actor Jared Leto, has supposedly been quietly dating Adams for a month, according to In Touch magazine.

An evil, evil genius.

Comments

I doubt seriously whether those dates are "quiet". Last I heard of Lindsay, she was pole-dancing in a New York strip club.

Posted by: Jim Pipkin at February 12, 2006 11:14 PM

Now this is a strange convergence. When the story of Ms. Lohan's injury at Bryan Adams' house appeared on the wire a couple of weeks ago, Melissa sent it to everyone with the subject line "could this girl GET any weirder?"

And my reply-all response was, "Yes -- it could have been at Ryan Adams' house."

I guess it was only a matter of time ...

Posted by: Karen at February 13, 2006 12:22 PM

Love me some Lohan! :)

Posted by: RaisingOrleans at February 13, 2006 1:31 PM

So apparently, as the prophet Karen foresaw, Bryan Adams is the gateway drug to Ryan Adams. And lord knows la Lohan isn't satisfied with the kiddie gateway stuff for long ...

Posted by: stacy at February 13, 2006 8:51 PM

Black Tar Heroin City sounds more fun than Jacksonville.

Posted by: Sean at February 13, 2006 10:34 PM

I knew a girl in college who vacationed there.

Posted by: Derek at February 13, 2006 11:31 PM

Hopefully he'll take her out for a steak or something...

Posted by: Waylon at February 14, 2006 2:15 PM

Maybe it's all Meryl's doing.
http://snipurl.com/mko8

Posted by: Amanda at February 15, 2006 4:38 AM
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